stop having a boring tuna

you thought this guy who did the shamwow commercial was insane. maybe a little, maybe a lot.

vince has taken ridiculous infomercial to a whole nother level with the slap chop.

(mads and i cant get enough of it)

i'll have a pound of broccoli

who doesn't like jews?

no one.

who doesn't like corny jokes?

no one.

... i rest my case.

This joke gets me every time. Without fail.

hello blogspot, nice to meet you

Once upon a time, I had a blog with this exact name on wordpress.

One day, frustrated with computers and technology and general, I deleted it.

Now I want it back. I can't get it back on wordpress.

So, here I am.