throwback to the college years of youtube.

i think it sounds better this way.

sorry... not a jason mraz fan.

oh my.

get that.

... there is nothing i can say for this video.

please just watch

im sure this is old. im way out of the youtube loop these days, but someone told me about it at a bar last night, and its actually pretty amusing.

thanks jim henson, im sure this is what you were hoping would eventually happen with your beloved characters.

... also its only a coincidence that the last post also includes muppets. awkward.

i hate finding out, 15 years later, how truly messed up some of these things that the jim henson company put out for my entertainment.

really? puppets singing a song about incest? thats so wrong.

genius. i might just go out and buy a bag of chips tomorrow so i can test this out

though who am i kidding... i never have leftover chips that i need to worry about saving the freshness of.

oh my god remember this book?

generally speaking, im not into movies. especially ones of the animated variety. but i might see this one.

phenomenal.

this is fucking creepy. im waiting for it freak out and bite her hand off or something.

something is wrong with those eyes.

im sure after a description like that, youre just dying to watch.

hammy the hamster

i watched this at work, which equals 'as a silent film'. however, even soundless this video is too precious/amazing to not post right away.

get that, hammy.

slappin your troubles away

alright let's try and combine as many epic things as we can in one video:

1) vince and the slap chop
2) auto tune
3) random dance video from decades past

go.

Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty

i spent all afternoon watching CNN because my coworkers are paranoid about the swine flu.

if it were broadcast using auto tune and a catchy backbeat, maybe i wouldnt have wanted to stab my eyes out for 3 hours

and maybe even liked it.

or... just use a coffee mug

this is like How Its Made for alcoholics.

there are much more efficient ways to sneakily enjoy a brew... but i suppose this works too.

yea, becky, i got fuckin snapples

this guy must spend his whole life in grocery store.

also im willing to bet that this isnt actually working out for him... otherwise he wouldn't have time to film this 7 minute video.

this one just reminded me of cheesus... JESUS, sorry

i love me a good jesus sighting. who knew there were so many variations?

i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes!

FX, why bother? just bleep it out, we all know the line has nothing to do with monkeys or days of the week.

sammy j, dont you feel at least a little cheated?

im dyin in this fuckin country-ass fucked up town

note to self: if you ever become a reporter, keep your cool if something unexpected happens. like swallowing a fly.

this guy didnt get that memo.

boom boom

im always fascinated when little kids have sick dance moves. how do they move like that? i have never moved like that, and certainly never will.

check out henry break it down.

the bro-sure was all mine

i just saw 'i love you man'... amazing. and then i rediscovered this little interview. it dies off after the fart jokes end, but damnit if i wasn't giggling uncontrollably for the first 2 minutes.

i love you paul rudd.

with the meat and cheese that's ready to go

i think i would shit my pants if on my first day working at wendy's i had to watch this video. it makes grilling burgers look a little more glamorous than it actually is.

never gonna give you up

i'm more than a little bummed that i'm just discovering this now.

work ya shouldas, and move ya leg

thank you, miss grimmel, for introducing us to the latest dance moves.

this is apparently the new 'crank that'

i dont see myself pulling this off anytime soon

jerry, hello

i'm not sure if i'm amazed, confused, awed, or... what.

how is he doing that? my hands dont make that noise, ill tell you that much

i need to freedomize this ford explorer!

i watched this, and thought to myself 'this has to be some kind of weird parody'

but then i went to tdmautosales.com... apparently there is actually a cuban gynecologist selling used cars in north carolina.

maybe america really is the land of opportunity

update: apparently this was produced by some dudes who already have some viral internet videos of their own... booo rudy for tricking me

Cuban Gynecologist: Local Car Commercial
Uploaded by rhettandlink

stellaaaaa

if you have 200 seconds to spare (which you do, don't lie) you should watch this.

epic.

thats like drinkin a glass of water with a hole in the bottom... aint gonna work baby!

wrap it before you tap it

no glove, no love

sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

dont be silly, protect your willy

... i could go on for days. so could sinbad, apparently.

youre such a good fish that marlond helped you to eat but now youre dead

this might be the cutest thing i have seen in a long time.

i wish we could see the parents' faces... im impressed they held back giggling until the second half of the eulogy

you will be missed, lucky

leonardo baa-vinci

is this for real? i just dont see how they did this.

too much free time, british sheepherder men

wikki wikki wild

this is effing crazy

i want a chameleon now.

except not really.

america's friendliest hometown

maybe dont quit your day job, joey b

brush yo goddamn teeth

if anything, the severe repetition of this video will help you remember to do them on a regular basis.

please dont tell me this is for real... if so, the end times may be closer than we think.

an if you have anythang to say you can say it to... me

im glad this video didnt lose any of its charm now that im watching it sober.

dont mess with this girl... yikes.

arigato

if only i spoke japanese

...or maybe its better that i dont

trying to come up with ideas of what this could be is more disturbing than simply watching the video.

the vest wards of spells

just in time for st p's day, a little story about a town down south with its own luck o' the irish

... or something.

what hurts the most... was being so close...

thank youuuu chuck, for posting this on madelines wall

i smiled for a good half an hour after watching this kid

i dont even know what song this is, but i kind of want to download it now.

beer is liquid bread its good for you

happy friday

in honor of the end of the week, lets raise our (lego) glasses to the drink that makes the weekend worthwhile.

thanks mads, which lego man are you supposed to be?

yea this collar's popped, cuz i'm the f*ckin man and everyone knows it

its nice to do a little throwback once in a while, to a video that once upon a time was quoted night and day.

everywhere you went, you could hear the murmurings of 'jaegerbombs'

lets go back to that glorious time.

check it, my playas

i try and keep my making fun of other people to a minimum... at least publicly.

this... is just too much. i'm not sure if he's serious or not.

i went to high school with this kid. its really just the first 40 seconds you should subject yourself to.

this is why white boys from the country should stay away from rap.

Frable Frabes Piano Remix of Akon

anyone who thinks theyre too cool to use twitter can leave

as a new member of the world of twitter, i think i could relate to this video more of he were mad that this site is utterly confusing.

i still cant figure out how i'm supposed to find people... i have 2 friends and they both found me.

i feel ya, Big A.

don't wanna be...

i think obama could get a lot more people on board if he starting walking around with an actual elf on his shoulder, advising him and all that.

ps im aware i already shared this on reader but i really like it... waste 20 seconds of your life and watch it again

women are only good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas

this song is just so... honest.

if only every man could be this open... life would be so much easier.

ps nice shorts

i never thought id be this warm, i wish they made snuggie porn

two weeks ago i brought you 'on a boat'

apparently since then people started making parodies... of a song that was supposed to be a parody.

of a product that has other parodies.

twisted.

thanks teens, for making me watch this fat guy dance around in his underwear and a backwards robe (which is what a snuggie is, b t dubbs)

my blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb

sometimes i feel bad about ripping videos off other peoples' blogs about videos

but not when theyre as fabulous as this.

i'm not even sure what this is supposed to be besides 'totally awesome'

we're your first, last and only line of defense

the 90's came up with some great stuff.

the MiB being one of them... i'm watching this on special edition VHS right now.

ive made people watch the movie past the credits just for this video on at least one occasion... i'm not ashamed of my love for some big willie style.

i got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

i think i'm a little late on discovering this, but i dont care.

i blame it on the fact that i was incapacitated by about 9pm last saturday, preventing me from watching snl.

i do what i want.

i'm a pc and i'm 4 1/2

this is cute but also about 75% creepy.

microsoft you should be ashamed... she should be outside running around and playing not taking pictures of her fish and emailing it to her parents on her own.

this is the future?

b*tch, you aint no nerd!

just in time for v-day, this guy really loves his girl

and waffle fries.

free ones.

girl your panties are rubbin all OVER that toilet seat!

mads and i talked about this video this weekend, i feel like it needs to be revisited.

everyone knows tyra is a major crackhead but this takes it to a whole new level.

like i needed her help on how to use public restrooms...

put your left hand out, put your right on top

i was at work when this commercial came on, and i was mesmerized the entire time.

its the combination of the awkward moves, the guy rapping about potty training, and the technicolor surroundings that just made this so... enrapturing.

if this is what i have to look forward to when i have kids, no thanks.

remember the time when we did that thing?

this is completely what i picture for at least a few of my guy friends' relationships.

(b)romantic.

you dont have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

i'm really sorry to report that this is 100% for real.

a real dating website. for farmers only.

nice jingle.

nibble

as much as i enjoy wielding my hefty, daggerlike letter opener at work everyday, oftentimes in a violent manner to relieve stress, i think this could be quite useful in the office as well.

if not at least entertaining.

nothing ruins a kiss more than uncertainty

weve all been there: ready to go in for the kill and unsure of ourselves.

thanks to our friends at videojug, you can learn how to accurately and effectively kiss someone passionately.

also check out their video on hoe to undo a bra with one hand... another helpful skill for some of us.

2 thousand and 8 the white house is green

i know st pats day isnt for a while, but i think everyone can use some leprechaun spirit once in a while.

plus this song is catchy. it's guaranteed to put a pep in your step and a whistle in your soul

... or something.

(and its totally legit)


Theres No One As Irish As Barack OBama- Hardy Drew Irish Obama S - The most amazing bloopers are here

monday i do the party

you dont have to speak german to think this is weird.

some people can't get enough of it... personally, i think its creepy.


Ich bin dein Gummibär-Das Video - MyVideo

but i thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end?

best 90's pop video ever?
probably.

easily-memorizable pop-and-lock dance moves?
check.

cheesy story-within-a-video?
check.

catchy tune you can't get out of your head if you tried?
check.

Britney Spears - Oops!..I Did It Again
Uploaded by Annalise

the blanket that will ruin your sex life

as if the normal commercial for the snuggie werent ridiculous enough, someone made a new commentary for it.

i think im going to get me one.

we used to be frenemies when we were all running for the democratic nomination

if Barack had his own reality show, you know it wouldn't be in the style of whitney audrina and lauren.

but apparently newsweek thinks so.

i think i'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili

apparently i'm turning into a real sucker for corny jokes these days

i think part of it has to do with the fact that i'm one of the worst joke-tellers on earth

let's turn the lights off, for effect

this guy has a whole series of things he tries to blend, but this one is my favorite.

i love the cheesy 50's sitcom music that's playing gently in the background as he's tearing these glow sticks to shreds.

dont try this at home, kids

hooray for YOU!

if you're thinking that a CD that cheers you on is going to make you feel better about yourself

... maybe you have bigger problems than finding out where to purchase such a thing.

dont pay him any attention

im just wondering where this guy got a leotard in his size

it really is a feat of technology that he was able to fit into such a garment

i feel that the world is a better place because of it

Don't make it too hot though when serving it to gringos!

even though one of the biggest guac days of the year, the super bowl, was a few days ago, i feel its not too late to sing its praises

i can't flex the golden pipes?

as one of the better (best?) superbowl commercials this year, the e*trade baby and friend have made their way into our hearts and onto this blog.

do i have stitches on my teeth?

i cant tell if this is funny, sad, creepy, or some wild combination.

you decide.

i like girlieeeeeeeeeees

if i was near a computer yesterday, i would have posted it then

so here is a special belated super bowl sunday video

I got hope on my lips, Blackberry on my hip, Secret service we rollin deep

after seeing him on ellen, i can believe that the real O could get down like this... beyonce would be proud

stop having a boring tuna

you thought this guy who did the shamwow commercial was insane. maybe a little, maybe a lot.

vince has taken ridiculous infomercial to a whole nother level with the slap chop.

(mads and i cant get enough of it)

i'll have a pound of broccoli

who doesn't like jews?

no one.

who doesn't like corny jokes?

no one.

... i rest my case.

This joke gets me every time. Without fail.

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One day, frustrated with computers and technology and general, I deleted it.

Now I want it back. I can't get it back on wordpress.

So, here I am.