rage.

the rippin and the tearin

please, more people need to watch this.



so i'm not the only one who's nauseous.

aaand now the theme song of the show that has stolen my heart... has been tarnished.

throwback to the college years of youtube.

i think it sounds better this way.

sorry... not a jason mraz fan.

oh my.

get that.

... there is nothing i can say for this video.

please just watch

im sure this is old. im way out of the youtube loop these days, but someone told me about it at a bar last night, and its actually pretty amusing.

thanks jim henson, im sure this is what you were hoping would eventually happen with your beloved characters.

... also its only a coincidence that the last post also includes muppets. awkward.

i hate finding out, 15 years later, how truly messed up some of these things that the jim henson company put out for my entertainment.

really? puppets singing a song about incest? thats so wrong.

genius. i might just go out and buy a bag of chips tomorrow so i can test this out

though who am i kidding... i never have leftover chips that i need to worry about saving the freshness of.

oh my god remember this book?

generally speaking, im not into movies. especially ones of the animated variety. but i might see this one.

phenomenal.

this is fucking creepy. im waiting for it freak out and bite her hand off or something.

something is wrong with those eyes.

im sure after a description like that, youre just dying to watch.

hammy the hamster

i watched this at work, which equals 'as a silent film'. however, even soundless this video is too precious/amazing to not post right away.

get that, hammy.

slappin your troubles away

alright let's try and combine as many epic things as we can in one video:

1) vince and the slap chop
2) auto tune
3) random dance video from decades past

go.

Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty

i spent all afternoon watching CNN because my coworkers are paranoid about the swine flu.

if it were broadcast using auto tune and a catchy backbeat, maybe i wouldnt have wanted to stab my eyes out for 3 hours

and maybe even liked it.

or... just use a coffee mug

this is like How Its Made for alcoholics.

there are much more efficient ways to sneakily enjoy a brew... but i suppose this works too.

yea, becky, i got fuckin snapples

this guy must spend his whole life in grocery store.

also im willing to bet that this isnt actually working out for him... otherwise he wouldn't have time to film this 7 minute video.

this one just reminded me of cheesus... JESUS, sorry

i love me a good jesus sighting. who knew there were so many variations?

i have had it with these monkey fighting snakes!

FX, why bother? just bleep it out, we all know the line has nothing to do with monkeys or days of the week.

sammy j, dont you feel at least a little cheated?